Sunday, 6 July 2008

What other Koka Revolutionaries think!

Fabzy Abzy Says!:

Koka is like breathing. You can't remember the first time you did it, you just know you need it all the time and that you'll never stop doing it until the day you die. I need Koka. Since I was a little girl I've loved those delicious noodles. When I was very young, my father was a great experimenter. He would add fried egg, peas and carrots. Those days where the best.
But today, the adventure of old is still there. Koka keeps coming back with more and more flavours.Beef, Curry, Stir fry, Mushroom, Tomato and of course Chicken. (We wont mention Prawn, everyone makes mistakes)
The true beauty of these tasty snacks is their simplicity. At only 9p in Hobos, and no more than 35p in any local store, these noodles will keep you going all night. They get my vote 9/10


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'Hmm...Tastes Like Chicken!' - A Review of the Chicken Flavour Koka

Today we began our great quest of reviewing every flavour Koka has to offer! We started with chicken flavour, and what a way to begin our quest!

ROTZII ROMP'S REVIEW

Chicken Koka is the Koka I grew up with, but the Koka I grew up with isn't the Koka I love. When I was a little boy my mum used to overcook the Koka (taking away from the whole instant noodles aspect) and this gave them a sort of strange taste that I can't quite describe. But that is not the taste for me. The Koka I came to love happened when I began to experiment with Koka myself and now I can safely say that I am in true love with the Koka.

So, onto the review! Once they were cooked, I had to wait a little while for them to cool down so I wouldn't burn my tongue off, but that was expected seeing as we were dealing with boiling water. The taste of chicken flavour actually does sort of taste like chicken, and the picture of a chicken on the seasonings sachet is an extra cheeky bonus! They smell like noodles should...orgasmic! And as with most instant noodles, leave you wanting more, but still satisfied.

Overall, i'd give the chicken flavoured Koka a 7/10. The only real drawback to this kind of Koka is that chicken flavoured noodles really are the default noodles, they don't have the special extra 'pizazz' to coin a phrase.


PUPPY POPZ'S REVIEW


I like Chicken so it's no suprise that i love chicken flavoured Koka
So i made some Koka and i waited for it to cool down
And it was taking for ages so i had some anyway
And even if it burnt me mouth it still tasted like heaven
It was the smell of the Koka that made me need it that second
The only badside to Chicken Koka is that once you've had it
Quite a bit you get bored of the taste
I still love it though

8/10



MR. LEE'S WISE WORDS

I've only ever tried Chicken Koka, mainly because they're perfect and I don't fix what's not broken. I'm a bit of a chicken lover regardless (not in that way), but Chicken Koka immortalises the flavour of chicken in sachet form, and perfectly at that.
That said I'll be tasting every other variety to compare every flavour, but I don't think any will measure up. 10/10




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What is The Koka Revolution?


Here at the Koka Revolution HQ we strive to spread the word of the glorious product known as Koka Noodles. The two core members of the Koka Revolution Team are Puppy Popz and Rotzii Romp, lovers of Koka from a very young age. During the next few weeks, Popz N' Romp will review every possible flavour of Koka we can find so we can tell the nation exactly which is the best Koka that money can buy!

But thats not just it! Popz N' Romp also will one day attempt devouring a whole sink-full of Koka noodles of varying flavours. When will we do it? Who knows! Joining them on their quest will be Mr. Lee, a fellow Koka afficianado with a special interest in the chicken flavour.

Speaking of chicken flavoured Koka, our first review will be on this fine product.

See you then!


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